I HAVE DECIDED.

One of these days, I shall order a Footlong at Subway and EAT IT. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Alternatively, I could try to pull off the Triple McBurger Feast, but after Double McBurger all else seems rather pointless. Also, there are only two types of burgers that sell for $2 at Macs.

Normal sandwiches/burgers just DON'T CUT IT ANYMORE.