WELL DONE FOR FDC '09!!!!!

Haha 2nd in District and 2nd overall.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Squad #34,
we love you!

17's too tight,
19's too much.
But 18's just right
To impress the judge.

Ahem. The more literary stanza was done by Lingzhi, not me. :D

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Supporting FDC was fun! Only my best memories of supporting were when we were in the Fairfield toilet admiring everything (and retying hair over and over again!), and when we were in Raffles City. Lol. I've got weird highs.

The one annoying thing was the influx of happy couples from all over Singapore at Raffles City. Every few steps you'd see another couple holding hands with the girl holding one of the following: Teddy bear/Random soft toy/Flowers. WHY MUST THEY BE SO HAPPY?! THIS IS NOT NORMAL, I TELL YOU. Nobody at that age likes soft toys anymore, and flowers are just plain depressing because they DIE after a few days. How could anyone derive pleasure from causing the death of a living organism?!

I told Vanessa I'd whack the next joy-filled couple I saw with my pencilcase. So I thudded menacingly up to them, and WHAM! brought it down hard upon the girl's head. But all she did was to say "Oh, honey, it's such a lovely night! I'm sure I felt Cupid fly right over us..." before she fainted, blood streaming from her shattered head. Even then, the romance was not lost as she fell gracefully into her horrified boyfriend's outstretched arms and died there, complete with singing angels and crying lover. It was so Romeo and Juliet that I gagged and ran away. **

On a completely unrelated note, I have tuition in 40minutes' time. How depressing. I should end this post now.

(** Obviously a fictional paragraph. But everyone knows it would've happened that way, because VDay is so sickeningly romantic it's more than just annoying.)