Breifly, the Reflection Sheet Questions on our Fire Drill Summarized.
1. Name other unprepared for circumstances that might happen in RGS.
2. Name security lapses in RGS
3. Name solutions
Do it in one paragraph. Be creative in your answers.
They were asking for it.
311's Response:
RGS has threats of tsunamis, SARS outbreak, earthquakes, food poisoning, food shortages, typhoon, bomb threats, math tests, pest invasions, gas leaks, chemicals in the lab spontaneously combusting and with a huge symbol of ‘RGS’ emblazoned in the roof of our school for kamikaze suicide planes to identify easily and aim at. Since the Singaporean government is so popular that we have a Lee Kuan Yew room in the White House, terrorists will defintely try to attack us. For what they have done unto the United States of America they will definitely aim to do unto the United Rocks and Islands of Singapore. More importantly, we are affiliated to RI, which is a number one enemy as this is the party from which sprang forth the PAP. We as RGS girls must play our part and embrace civil, social, physical, psycho and economic defense. In order to prevent our impeding death and destruction we resolve to counter and provide a solution to the security lapses. We must expand our premises so that RGS is not so small that they will be able to eliminate us all at one bomb, build weather forecasts stations around the school, relocate the school away from obvious terrorist targets (Tanglin club which is british, American club which is American and the sacred heart of Singapore that is Orchard Road) and ultimately replace dance lessons with kungfu lessons to ensure that our lives will be filled with happiness, prosperity and progress for our nation. God Bless Am... Singapore.
Personally constructed by 311 and submitted as our class Reflection.
