I AM SO SUNBURNT.

My dad and grandma are politely not saying anything about my lobsterfication, but the plumber was staring at me when I opened the door for him just now.

Why can't my skin cooperate and react to the sun in a sensible way, such as getting tan instead of red?!

What makes things worse is that my legs are not burnt at all, which means that when the skin finally peels off, I'll have a VERY uneven tan on most of my arms and face but my legs will remain pasty pale.

Can anyone say "ew"?