Sunday, May 4, 2008
Heart disease!
High cholesterol! Obesity!
Oh, and diabetes! Did I mention high blood pressure?
Count the calories. One million, two million...are you really
planning to risk your health? One inch more on your thirty inch
waist, two inches, three inches to add on? Remember your health!
Oh, but doesn’t that beef patty look so good. Just one won’t hurt,
will it? (Or two? That double cheeseburger looks too good to resist.)
Of course it will. Choose the tomato salad. That one’s a healthy
choice. Doesn’t that pile of freshly cut lettuce appeal to you?
Gross! No way am I eating salad. I’ve decided, I’m not caring anymore,
cheeseburgers are the way to go. Cheeseburger please, thanks.
Hey, wait! Stop! Stop! What about health? Your figure? And-
NO STOP TEMPTING ME! Not near my nose, no!...
... I’m lovin’ it. You were right.
