Oh no the Drama script just keeps playing in my head.

Lovers. Schemers. Religion. Integral. WHAT IS SILENCE?!?! Silencio. It's 4.30. Awe. Shock.

I am suddenly addicted to Black Horse and the Cherry Tree. It's all those people singing by the piano after Drama's fault.

And Love Song.

I'm just linking CAPpers randomly here, so if you want your link to be taken off, just tell me.

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And back to the real world, where PTs and Accreds abound, and it's time to study for them.

Tuition calls. But it can wait for another...half hour?

Yearmates! I missed y'all so much, and NONE OF YOU SMSED ME, MEANIES. D:

But at least you tagged :D Thanks for the reassurances that Evac was okay, I think I won't pass because I haven't started mugging yet and I didn't have a revision session but somehow, somehow, everything will turn out okay. I hope.

Well done yearmates (: I wish I'd gone for all the year stuff that I missed.

But then again, I've given up lots of RC stuff for CAP/Scenario Writing, and it's like holding a knife in one hand to slash my wrist on the other side. (Whee emo references.) Writing and Red Cross are my two great loves in life.

YO code 0606 (: I'll be there, even if it takes me the rest of the week to convince my mum to let me go.

Grahhh tuition. My teacher will kill me later when he finds out I quit.

CAPPERS WHO READ MY BLOG, I COMMAND YOU TO TAG.

Pleeease? At least I know who's reading and who's not.

In case Wesley reads this: Didgeridoo-intruder, that includes you.

Okay now.

Random things I miss about CAP:

1. Sitting at the table with groupmates during mealtimes
2. The Bottle Game.
3. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
4. ZipZapBingBongBoing
5. Drama
6. Listening to Jiarong play the piano by ear/marvelling at his imbaproness.
7. Singing by the KR Hall stage piano
6. Taking pictures
8. CAP dinner
9. The Crawshaw Song ("You are my Crawshaw, my only Crawshaw, you make me happy, when I'm hungryyyyy... you never know man, how much I love you, please don't take my Crawshaw away.")
10. Breakfasts at KR Dining Hall. Crawshaw is awesome.
11. Jiashun's UnDead stories.
12. Imitating Jiashun on stage during CAP dinner. DIDGERIDOO PWNS.
13. Sitting by the stairs on the last day and playing the Word Game.
14. Sitting in on the session of "I Never..." at LT11 on the last day.
15. Chuting's Twiggies.
16. Chocolate buns and Michael's "Give me that bun!"
17. Being the first one to use the shower.
18. Wearing the CAP tee. Don't ask me why. I just love that shirt even though the back is absolutely ugly.

CAP WAS AWESOMEEEEE.

Okay so chronological order.

Day 1

I woke up really early (like half an hour early) so slacked around in bed until it was time to go (had brushed teeth etc earlier) then left the house early with my dad. We took public transport, so we were delayed by the rain. Bloody cab companies hate us man. We called and called and they HUNG UP ON US YES? Grah. High call volume also don't need to do that to us right!

Anyway I reached there in time, but not as early as the pro Wesley Leong who had already checked his own orientation group AND mine as well (yeah, fine, thanks), or Xinyuan who lost her way but still got there faster.

I checked in and went down for tea, where I met my wonderful groupmates :D Jia Shun had Chinese 'O' levels, so (David) CRAWSHAW was our group councillor for the morning! He named the group Didgeridoo, which apparently wasn't what Jia Shun wanted to name us at first, but it stuck.

Orientation was cool. We played random games and did poetry/prose sharing. My poem about the class monitress totally flopped, but I half-wrote it during a boring math tuition class, so whatever la :)

Oh I forgot.

Didgeridoo: Jiashun, Crawshaw, Cleo, Greg, Delvin, Crystal, Shaowei, Rachel, Christine, Dawn, Cheryl, Jingjie

LOVE YOU GUYS (and gals) :DDDDD

The heart-to-heart talk was more like random CAP stuff session. Lol.

Lunch was normal CAP food, which = pretty good but not the best but still good for camp standards.

Plenary was, um, rather okay? It wasn't as bad as Constance said it was, but maybe things get better every year.

LIT SHARING WAS COOL. I remember Nick Quah (Shakespeare!), Joy and Gan (Yu Neng) read their poems, and they were really really nice.

Dinner was spent worrying about performance workshops.

Drama was nice; we played lotsa games and talked about silence. Michael (Mr Corbidge, St. Michael, Mr Michael) said quite a lot of stuff which I can't remember offhand. I like ZipZap, but I kept getting owned at it. Huiran's good at it, though. A lot of people were in drama, but somehow Nick Quah earned the nickname "Shakespeare" and Rohan distinguished himself as the craziest person ever. Rachel and Meaghan and Christine (who was from Rosyth and OG2!) were in my group, and they are awesome people :D

Called Xinyuan super late at night; I was pretty surprised she picked up and actually bothered to talk to me. Remind me why I love her, in the most non-lesbian way. ("I AM NOT LESBIAN!" says Xinyuan in exasperation on Day 2)

Day 2

Breakfast was good. Somehow I woke up this morning thinking that I'd have fried rice or noodles or sandwiches and cold water (because I don't drink CAP milo haha) to eat, and my mum told me there was nothing in the fridge D: So. Crawshaw is yay because breakfast is yey.

Forum 1 with Ms Heng Siok Tian, Mr Aaron Lee and Mr Cyril Wong was nice. Mr Wong was all "Your family has a set of ideals for you. To get good grades in school, behave well... and be straight." I got his book 'tilting our plates to catch the light', but I haven't read a lot of it yet. Xinyuan would know why xD I love Mr Lee's quote "The word after a word after a word is power". It's so true, and scary, because you can manipulate people through language :/ Hmm two of the speakers do disagree on a lot of issues, and we should all be thankful nothing got ugly?

The writing workshop with Mr Jeffrey Lim was...okay I suppose. No comments on a public blog. Hannah was next to me and we were being lame and random.

Dinner then drama. Zipzapbingbong randomness.

Day 3

It was the second best day ever, and Ms Suchen's plenary was SUPER COOL KAY. Her "two mothers" story was really nice, and after getting a (highly coveted by everyone) copy of 'The Lies That Build A Marriage' I have to agree that that story should be read aloud. Writing workshop with Michael (because Mr Corbidge is in his IC) was the best ever. I am now inspired to go watch SRT plays every week. Shakespeare: "I can't believe I spent so much money on SRT plays and you get free tickets."

Ms Jill Dawson's workshop really helped build my creativity, because honestly, it is the first time I've written about a scene with just about nothing to write about. It forces you to think about writing about other things, such as smells and textures.

Group skit was so random, and I came up with the "I hate you. I hate you too." part in a fit of lameness. And it was actually used in the final draft :O

Oh at some point Greg learnt how to play the bottle game and taught the whole group. Cheryl helped me polish my skills :D HAH XINYUAN I PWNS YOU AT BOTTLE GAME. Yay. Greg did Didgeridoo proud at the Bottle Game Competition.

Day 4

Erm last plenary was... well. Never mind. Xinyuan quite liked it though. Some guy Bluetoothed me a picture of an IJ girl sleeping, much to her chagrin when she woke up.

Forum 2: I TRIED TO LISTEN, I SWEAR, I TRIED! Jingjie wrote a really good poem and asked for comments. Apart from typos/writos, it was perfect.

Rehearsals were, well, rehearsals. I love the "Silencio" part and the "Schoolboys are evil. They shall all remain silent, or we will KILL them" part. It must have been quite scary when we all pointed at the audience accusingly.

Oh and on the last night we took a group photo :D I'll post them up later or something. CAP dinner was funny because Rohan imitated Crawshaw, Chuting imitated Nadia and Nadia imitated Chuting. Michael imitated Shakespeare. I went round taking pictures of everyone, including a sneak photo of Xinyuan in a girly blouse. Classic, I tell you.

Day 5

Rehearsals rehearsals and more rehearsals. It was emo time, only that nobody really looked very emo. Packed and checked out. I wore my CAP shirt over my performance clothes and didn't live to regret it, except that it was pretty hot at first. Jiashun pointed out the two typos in the shirt logo :/ Which happens to be a sad irony, because we are all writers and shouldn't be spelling "programme" as "progamme".

While we were waiting for our turn to rehearse at LT11, some people decided to play Truth Or Dare :D It was amusing, and people were brutally honest about their most personal habits. You guys make playing TOD so fun. CAPpers are scandalous.

Art exhibition was awesome, good job art people! The sculptures were somewhat hauntingly scary.

The closing ceremony was really good. Percussion was loud and rhythmic, Poetry Slam was unbelievably funny (loved the take on The Emperor's New Clothes!), Javanese Dance was feminine and Drama was the best, despite my screwing up "reconciliation". Thanks group for being nice about it :)

I left early, sigh. Missed all the photo sessions, but never mind. Will some nice people send photos to me? :D

Okay I need to go for lunch now, and this is the longest post in history.

Once again:

DIDGERIDOO, DRAMA, CAPpers, COUNCILLORS AND BOTTLEGAMES ARE LOVE.

Okay sorry this was SUPPOSED to be a long post but I'm rushing for tuition, so.

OPEN HOUSE

I chionged to school at about 6.10am, only to realise halfway that I'd forgotten my _____. So the nicenice Shir lent me even though I called her at 6.30am and woke her entire family x.x (Example 1 of why yearmates are nice.)

Then I got to J2 and started changing. I was the only one there until SANDRA came. She was nice and offered to lend me her stuff if Shir came late or anything :D (Example 2 of why yearmates are nice.)

Shir came, and lent me stuff. Yay! We kind of didn't realise Siying didn't get the message, though, and apparently she spent 10-15 mins looking for the rest of us on first shift whoops. 'Twas rushed, but somehow it turned out okay-looking.

Okay then RC shift. We kind of went round asking people to visit the Red Cross booth, and half the time people'd go "So, where IS the Red Cross booth?" because I'd keep forgetting to tell them where it was. Xinyuan went for her shift a whopping 1 WHOLE HOUR before she was supposed to report. Talk about enthu-ness, man. I was quite shocked when I saw her in the foyer already sitting there talking to people.

Shift over, and we went back to uh polish boots? I learnt two new methods from yearmates yesterday, and they worked really well! (Example 3 of why yearmates are nice.) Watched 斗牛要不要 for the first time in my entire life, thanks to Lz's influence.

Oh and halfway through polishing at J2 we heard the announcement about cheering at the amphi, so the whole group of us rushed down to watch haha. The cheerleaders were pretty good.

Then Audrey and I went to go get lunch, but there wasn't any yet, so at 11.25 we went to check again, but there was a long queue, so Audrey got lunch and I didn't. Eventually Xinyuan helped me get lunch after her shift though, thanks!

The feedback form collection booth over at the bus stop was QUIET. I stoned there with (Zhang) Xinyuan and Zhang Yue. They're nice people.

Finally, FPS/CAP shift, and it was fun xD Zhitian was with me for the first half of my shift so I wasn't lonely after all. Not many people visited, but it was fun talking rubbish with the teachers. Ms (Sharon) Ong suggested rearranging "ARTS" on our magnetic board to form "RATS". Later when she wasn't looking, we changed it to "STAR". :D Then Xinyuan and Constance came, so Xinyuan and I started asking Constance about CAP Seminar last year. She told us some, uh, stories (:

Some guy actually read my excerpt. I'm kind of proud of him, yay.

Aaaah tuition time. Will post about briefing in some other post.

I'll post about Open House tomorrow, I promise!

And CAP briefing and packing for seminar and everything yup.

Grah what else. YO code 0606?

Thanks yearmates for all the help today <3
Couldn't have survived today without you all :D

Smart-looking people can be stupid, and stupid-looking people can be smart.

Yeah, I know everyone knows that, but it was still kind of annoying to find that out again today. Some people have amazingly empty minds (and from someone who purposely chooses not to fill her mind to the brim with stuff, that's saying a lot), and really, people just hate them no matter how smart or good-looking they may be.

Why do appearances always fool me, even though I should know better than to let them -.-

There's no better time to relate to X, that girl in my story, than now.

I wrote a long post but deleted it in the end. There's no point in boring readers with another emo piece about how I think I'm losing my mind because this whole stack of commitments and work is slowly pulling me to pieces.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUDREYDEAR ;D

Haha this is a post dedicated to AudreyZhengYi i because I have a feeling that I'll be way too busy to get her a present, at least for now ):

I suddenly don't know what to write. Whoops.

An image of Audrey just swam into my head. She's collating attendances again in that picture.

Okay sorry digressed.

But seriously, she's an excellent coordinator of everything. If I were her I'd just die from stress, but somehow she MANAGES TO SURVIVE and that is just pro.

Her math grades are cool too :D Diophantine equations, anyone?

And she's nice to everyone and lends poor yearmates (like me) money and doesn't proactively ask for it back wahaha.

In fact, I kind of forgot if I've paid her back yet. Whoops.

Okay I think this post is quite long, but maybe it's just the spaces in between the lines.

Camp was pretty fun :)

K so I got to school early despite leaving the house late, because somehow everything went right and both bus and train came exactly when I reached the bus stop :D

Hoboed around with exco until the door to Raffles Room was unlocked. Then we all trooped in, only to discover an old cup of Milo on the computer table. It wasn't just ANY old cup of Milo too; it was a MAGGOTY cup of Milo. Ownage sia.

Like "Ew someone left a drink there. Hey why's the surface of the Milo moving? GOSH IT'S WRIGGLING AND IT'S MAGGOTS!!!"

A brave maggot was making its way down the side of the cup. It succeeded, disappeared down the side of the table and was never seen again. So folks, watch out for that maggot the next time you visit the Raffles Room. It might've turned into a fly by then, but say hi anyway.

Eventually, I bravely borrowed a plastic bag from CherylChan and took the maggoty cup downstairs to the foyer dustbin to throw it away.

Then workshops. It was pretty O.o so Vic and I sort of sat there and played All Black Keys (or whatever it's called) with the Piano Pros of the club. Yay.

Cleanup was vacuuming the carpets with Vic and fighting for the one vacuum cleaner. Wei Ling did a lot of work before that, and none of us could compare with her imba carpet vacuuming skills. She's amazingly strong.

Lunch was rushed.

Then Urban Hike! I stoned a lot a lot for the 2 hours, but it was fun to torture the groups when they came in.

"Can be a bit more flexible?!?!"
"Cannot. Muahaha."

(Interruption: I'm talking to Anabelle on Googletalk and she just told me something really SCANDALOUS. Oooolala.)

The rest of the camp was quite okay la, with Batch Time and yayballoon making and exco debrief, which was more like a discussion.

Audrey's birthday post coming up next!

Lol I think this post is going to be quite short, I need sleep badly. Esp since I woke up at 5am this morning.

I met Van on the way to school this morning, so we changed at around the same time. For the first time in my entire life, I managed to tie my own bun, thanks to my mum's insisting on layering my hair (so that there's less hair to bun up).

Yes, before that I actually had to get my yearmates to help me tie my hair.

Yes, I know that's embarrassing.

I'm proud of myself, I managed to make it through today almost unscathed (except maybe incurring the wrath of Ms Ong SJ by being slow whoops).

We watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in class today! Was nice.

Yay Hannah gave me some advice on how to improve my draft. It's quite useful.

Anyway, I was going to blog emo-ly when I opened the "New Post" page, but I suddenly feel happy, so this became a happy post.

Yay.

Today was stoned.

Vic Xinyuan me spent the whole day in the lovely AV gallery, where we tweaked A Certain Maths Teacher's microphone volume because he was talking too loud. We gave up in the end because he somehow managed to use his natural voice to make up for the loss in mike power.

Maths sucked. History sucked. Geog sucked. English was okay. Chinese was okay. Physics was pretty good. Lit was pretty good.

So concludes paper checking.

Luckily my mum wasn't angry, or else I'd just like die. She just told me to take tripsciencelit because she thinks I have a scientific brain.

(That's only because she hasn't seen me mugging.)

Oh then halfway through, Xinyuan disappeared so Vic and I had a mini-concert. We were the lead singers with no backup band and we sang Yule Shoot Your Eye Out, which is a nice song.

Vic found a new hiding place today. I keep thinking she's not there, but she's normally actually hiding under the equipment table. Smart her.

Lol cannedshots.blogspot.com is catching up with missmurder in its number of posts!

Okay let's see if I can get to 100.

Today was lame, we had like no lessons for the whole day = wasted 6 hours of my life on school.

I rushed down at exactly 7.10am to the pavillion, only to find 2 sec1s and NO EXCO MEMBERS aaaah. Exco where were you D: So I collected Anabelle's $$ and sat around to wait for people with Ashlynna. Lol then finally people started coming in and nice Jiayi and Cheryl took over yay. I was totally panicking because I can't handle money, seriously.

Xinyuan returned me my $5! Okay so she could've not told me and I wouldn't have remembered anyway. I think I've been cheated of a lot of money in my entire lifetime because of my bad memory for debts whoops. I do remember to pay people, I just don't remember how much I owe. And I don't write down how much people owe me :/

Oh then morning assembly was...normal. I was kind of freaked out because I think Ms (Audrey) Chen has amazing superpowers; she managed to find Anabelle at the AV side of the parade square corridor, and that's so out of the way that nobody EVER notices us standing there.

Then we packed up the equipment and everything, and RachelPhang Vic Cheryl and I chionged to the pavillion in case people didn't get the message about the change in timing. Strangely, nobody turned up. And Cheryl said lower sec's the best (in terms of collecting stuffs). I shall be ego and assume it's thanks to the amazing lower sec coord. :D

Then we went back to class and hoboed. I nearly had to jive with Xinyuan for Open House because Yeqi was being mean, but luckily Bernice erased my name at the last minute and Hilary kenaed instead muahaha. (Well, at least partnering Xinyuan has benefits for her; she thinks it's easier to dance with someone who looks like a guy. Lol lol lol.)

Then Rach came in to talk about random stuff and I sat there mugging until 212 started watching Corpse Bride. Yay. It was nice, but since Victor was falling in love with Emily, he should've just died and married her instead. It wasn't very touching though D:

K then I got into a depressed mood because not eating makes me moodswing really really badly, and I totally daoed Yeqi and Hilary and Gloria at the bus stop. Sorry people :/

I'm currently being high because I know what to do for Geog PT and am going to finish it by tonight. Yay yay yay(dance).

I must hang on until Thursday.

Crystal, YOU WILL SURVIVE. Yes? Yes.

Work undone:
FPS draft
Excerpt for Open House (you pakas had better read my excerpt, I spent 5 whole minutes choosing it. Come support the Scenario Writing/CAP booth!)
Study Jean Henri Dunant etc.
A lot a lot of ironing and pinning and polishing.
Geog PT.

Grahhhhh. I think I shall print my notes and carry them wherever I go. Plus think up random ideas for PT and write them down. Yes, I shall.

And no, I don't regret not doing Geog PT during the MYA period. Even if I don't end up doing better than Xinyuan (she did hers during MYA period), I can be sure that I've studied to the best of my ability and those are the best marks I can get already.
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I like chicken soup. Chicken soup is good. Sorry random.

I'll repost a post of Vic's next time. It's about chilli labels.

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Password: 0606
Event: YO, To Crash Sandra's House
Motives: Multiple motives. Agent Crystal Ong's is to learn how to ride a two-wheeled bike. Agent Xing Lingzhi's is to tell the whole world that she's everyone's favourite yearmate. Agent Audrey Zheng's is to put YO code 0606 on her personal message and to publicise said event.

Darned draft. Darned PT. HOW TO FINISH LAAAAA.

But Maochun and Shiyi look so cute together :D If my mum asks what I'm doing, I might just be able to say that I'm, uh, trying to polish up my Canto by watching TVB dramas. Lol.

Excellent activity for bored people. :)

Recently, over a family dinner, I told my mum (jokingly) that being a minister sounds good as a future job prospect, what with the high pay and all those other tiny peanutty benefits.

So I went to check out the websites of two political parties' youth wings (well, it's never too early to start, right) and found that there is no better place than the youth wings to see how different these two parties are.

Xinyuan, you can join one side and I'll join the other side, then we can face off politically as well as ideologically. Yay. It'd make for interesting conversations.

(This post was written in a half-joking tone, but I was seriously considering joining ________ ___, if I meet the requirements. Should I?)

Aaaah I know this show's, like, really old but still.

WAR OF IN-LAWS! Channel 8, 7pm on weekdays yay :D

I think Lingshan's going to break Shiyi and Maochun up la, and Shiyi's aunt's going to break the princess and Shiyi's father-in-law up.

Eeeks. But it's so sad that Shiyi's in love with Maochun's alter ego and not Maochun himself D:

And the undubbed version is better, it helps me improve my (very lousy) Cantonese haha.

LOL LOL LOL TODAY'S EPISODE'S GOING TO BE FUNNY. Maochun's family was praising Nameless in front of him and he was grinning like crazy ahaha.

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Today was sian. AV duty was funny as usual, it's quite sad people don't often go for it or it'd be even funner. Nobody listened to the sian RA/Science talks. We were crapping around in the gallery as usual. Haha we don't need Sec2 batch time already, we have batch bonding all the time since it's just the 4 of us. Can't imagine having Sec1 batch time last year, it'd be even funnier with just Vic and me.

Then classroom cleaning was even sianner. Wipe paste tidy empty pails of dirty water.

I'm getting a headache from too much TV. Help.

Dang Vic posted earlier than me.



Anyway, yes, the maths paper totally sucked. I didn't finish a grand total of 3 questions. That's the second best record I've had since P5, when I didn't finish half the paper and took the First From The Bottom prize. Someone came in halfway through the paper as usual, slamming the door as he did and speaking to Ms Hoo in a low growly voice. (No, it wasn't Josie. Think Shiyuan haircuts.)



But who cares. Nobody finished it anyway. And even the maths geniuses from the famed 209 class didn't finish the paper, so I'm not too worried. We can just all fail Maths together. Wheeeee. (I bet the last part of the last question was wrong la. He just probably doesn't want to admit it.)



Then Vic and I wanted to go neoprinting, so we took the bus to Far East. All the shops were closed, and the neoprint shop had closed down. -.- We then walked to Heeren, where all the shops were STILL closed, and the neoprint shop there had closed down too. Then we walked around HMV. We learnt how to play Xbox by fiddling with the controls. Yay.



We got sick of HMV and left Heeren to walk to Plaza Sing. (Yes that means we walked from Far East to Plaza Sing. Yay us.) We both bought pomegranate juice, and like Vic said, we both started drinking. Even the angle at which we tilted our bottles was about the same.

Then we had to go home, so on the way to the MRT station we made up random exam questions. (Refer to Vic's blog for an example.) If only our exam today was made up of 100 such questions. Betcha I can finish those sooner than *ahem*'s 10 mistake-ridden questions.


Victoria was taking a walk when she passed by Victoria School. Up till then, she had walked 1.384347384923km at a speed of 3.797x km/h. Then, she met B1 from Bananas in Pyjamas and said hi. B1 told her that he had walked 4.45684586km in the past hour, at a speed of 4.45684586x km/h.

In this question, how many unknowns are there?

1. Magnesium.
2. Giraffe.
3. The Postman Rings Twice.
4. One.

CRYSangel. sexysixfifteener! says:
I OWN BECAUSE I HOARD RICE LIKE A KIASU SINGAPOREAN
CRYSangel. sexysixfifteener! says:
seeing the mountain of on sale 10kg bags of rice slowly lessen makes me sadistically happy
soliloquy says:
=.=
CRYSangel. sexysixfifteener! says:
and i am also very happy because like The Tan Family Who Shaved 23 Percent Off Their Household Groceries Bill By Buying Housebrands, i got a 40CENT DISCOUNT on my 5kg bag of rice!
CRYSangel. sexysixfifteener! says:
i think i should blog it instead of just telling you though.
soliloquy says:
yup
soliloquy says:
so the world can see your OCDness and sad life

Double posts today since I didn't post yesterday.

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I think I have just made the biggest scientific discovery of all time.

I found out why my dad has so many acne scars.

See, everytime I do the dishes, I always get quite irritated by my mum's habit of leaving grains of rice on her plate. I can take 2 or 3 grains being left behind, but not 10 OR 20 GRAINS. That's waaaay too much to wash down the drain, so I need to waste time scooping them into the dustbin. Like hello, I thought not finishing food is a kiddy thing?!

Anyway, there's an old wives' tale which states that girls who don't finish every single grain of rice will get POCKMARKED HUSBANDS.

And since the red strings of marriage are already tied in heaven long before the couple is born, that must mean that my dad didn't have a choice in the matter - he HAD to marry my mum since it was his destiny.

But my mum doesn't finish the rice on her plate, so it must be that everytime she left rice on her plate, my dad's pimples got worse until he DID become pockmarked!

(Actually, his pimple scars aren't that bad if you look at him, but his skin is worse than a normal guy's.)

What is the world coming to?

Go find your Saturday/Sunday papers (can't remember which) and check out page 18 of World.

A 100kg sexually frustrated male seal attempted to rape (the newspaper said 'have sex', but obviously it's rape) a 15kg penguin. The penguin tried to escape, but the seal overpowered it by lying on it. It tried in vain to "insert itself" (as quoted from the papers, man I wouldn't want to be the journalist writing this) for around a quarter of an hour, but failed miserably. After that, it just WALKED AWAY, totally ignoring the penguin it just nearly violated.

If that isn't attempted rape, what is? I wonder if the penguin reported the crime. But then would it go to the Penguin Police or the Seal Police? Or is there, like, an International Animal Court of Law where the penguin can seek redress? After all, it wasn't even taken advantage of by a male/female penguin, but by a SEAL. It's just like how getting raped by a human (if you're a human) is worse than getting raped by, say, an ostrich. See? Same weight but different species.

[edit] As a random thought, I wonder who the sick voyeurs who filmed this are, and what they were doing while the camera was running.

I want to break up with Geog, and Audrey wants to break up with her atlas and studying.

I could just imagine.

Me: "Geography, I'm really sorry."
Irritating Climographs Worksheet (ICW): "What are you sorry for? Don't worry, if you're worried that you'll fail Geog, you probably will. Hahahahaha. But since most people take TripScienceGeog, you will end up being one of them in Sec3, because you're stupid and have herd mentality."
Me: "WELL YOU'RE WRONG, GEOG. I AM SO BREAKING UP WITH YOU, LIKE, NOW. AND I AM CHOOSING LITERATURE OVER YOU. MUAHAHA. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU. LOOOOSAHHHHH."
ICW: "...."
Me: "Well, why don't you say something? Aren't you feeling hurt now? Depressed? Do you want me to get a psychologist for you?"
ICW: "I don't need one, dumb."
Me: "Oh no, I sense ANGER. That's one of the symptoms of depression. Now off to the doctor with you, turn up the counselling and let's not hear you tell me about temperature in temperate climates again."
ICW: "You're the loser." *grins evilly*
Me: "Why?"
ICW: "Because you can't break up with me now. You still need me until the end of your EYAs, stupid."




So that's why I'm going back to studying Geog. Bye.

I don't feel inspired to blog about much these days.

Anyway, with all the talk about private blogs, I'm making my private blog even more private. Those locked out have something in common, so don't take offense.

Lit was sian. I totally screwed up, probably. And I got a new phone, so that kind of brightened up 2 hours of my day but that was about it.

Tuition at my uncle's place is surprisingly fun, but we tend to talk about random stuff and end up digressing. Somehow a serious talk about Physics became a talk about Creationism vs Evolution. The conclusion was that they're all beliefs and don't have proper evidence so who cares.

I think I'll quit my tuition class at Stalford and go for tuition at my uncle's house instead. He's a lot nicer than my current tuition teacher, who is such a pro suanner that it's offensive. Besides, I don't like favouritism, even if it's biasness towards me. (Which normally IS the case, except for a certain screecher who totally hated me even though I'm such a nice person. I just act pai in front of her cuz I don't like her face.)

I need some luck to get through MYAs. Why am I not catching up with my work.